Show #035: Pip’s Podjack of The Survival Guide…

Turn your back for only a moment…and THAT’S when those New Zealanders strike…

(SARGE’S NOTE: My own snarky remarks to Pip’s attempt at recording a Survival Guide will be featured in italics.)

 
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00:00 — The Survival Guide… podjacked by Captain Kiwi!

  • NOW HEAR THIS: Prepare to drive on the wrong side of the road and spell everything with a “U”…
  • Who the hell made HER a captain?! Frak me…
  • Who is Philippa Ballantine? (Oh yes, this show is all about Pip…)
  • A Brief History between the Sarge and the Kiwi

5:01 — Help, How Do I Beat the Distance?

Pip, while an award-nominated novelist in her own right, is based out of New Zealand. (Any further south and you’re in Antarctica!) So how do you promote your North American-published work when you are in a different hemisphere? Here are a few tips for authors trying to promote either coast-to-coast or continent-to-continent.

6:01 — Promos

9:00 — Help, How Do I Beat the Distance (Part I)

  • Wait a minute…DRILL CALL?! And Pip claims to listen to my show…
  • Accept this fact: You will be in charge of your own publicity and marketing.
  • The Zen of Being an Extrovert
  • Tools available for the International Writer
    • Online Social Networking
    • The Internet Presence

22:22 — Promos

26:25 — Help, How Do I Beat the Distance (Part II)

  • Me?! Whine?! Harumph…
  • Relishing in Your Own Novelty
  • Making the Most of Your Time
    • Online Social Networking
    • Making an Internet Presence
  • The Education in Travel

36:08 — The Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Moment (Sort of.)

“Pip’s Picks” of moments far too surreal to believe…

39:25 — Where to Find Pip in 2008

42:50 — Closing

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8 Comments on “Show #035: Pip’s Podjack of The Survival Guide…”

  1. Erk @ Erk Pod Says:

    Hello Sarge & Captain

    I love what you both did with the podcast switcheroo and the bear Haka was so cool! It will be interesting to see what happens to both of your stats. I enjoyed the different points of view because the other person was doing the podcast but keeping true to the original format.

    Now here’s a question - are you planning to do an episode TOGETHER?

  2. Pip Says:

    Thanks for listening Erk. Yeah the Sarge and I did a couple of on the road shows in my 06 and 07 visits, but we’re planning more in 08. Trouble is getting a word in edgewise when the Sarge is about and if we Skype it I can’t slap him upside the head to shut him up! =P But we will see what 08 has in store. (wonder if he will authorise this comment…)

  3. P.G. Holyfield Says:

    hmmm… I guess I’d better give you a larger part next time. That way I can maybe get mentioned when you pimp yourself! ;-)

  4. Helen E. H. Madden Says:

    I loved this episode! Actually, I love all the episode of the Survival Guide, but this one is a good kick in the pants. I have nothing but respect for a writer who will fly all the way across the Pacific to promote herself and her work. I’ve made that flight myself, and it’s a killer. Philippa Ballantine’s comments were good advice not just for folks outside the US, but for anybody who’s feeling a bit isolated, and as a stay-at-home writing mom, I found a lot I could relate to. Thanks Tee and Pip! Keep up the great work!

  5. Pip Ballantine Says:

    Oooh Patrick- sorry, sorry… it has nothing to do with you killing me off in your excellent Murder at Avedon Hill honest! =) Can I blame end of yearitis?

    Helen- thanks, glad to know that my blathering was of some use. Isolation can be felt anywhere in the world… but that’s the beauty of technology. Yes the flight is a real killer, but such is the price I pay for living in New Zealand- and inflight entertainment has improved. Thanks for the feedback!

  6. Erk @ Erk Pod Says:

    I don’t want to hijack Pip’s hijack of Tee but I will :P

    It’s good to hear Tee’s back with season 2 of the podcast version of “Podcasting for Dummies”. I did get a bit worried when I read the summary, though. I didn’t recognise the name and I thought “oh no, where’s Tee?” but it is good to hear Tee back with guests. I’m looking forward to more episodes of both Survival Guide & Podcasting for Dummies.

    Now I want a H4 but I don’t know if I need one! I’m having great fun with the mixer and Skype on my podcast.

  7. Lou Sytsma Says:

    Hi Cap! Great show.

    Interesting perspective on things. As a Canadian I can understand the differences writers outside the US face. Of course the distance issue you have to deal with is the most extreme that exists.

    But you are right - we North Americans do love that accent!

  8. Pip Ballantine Says:

    Noticed some sneaky Sarge has gone back and added extra snark to this post. All I can say is when putting this together I was under the gun somewhat to missed the final details of my own pimpage. I will do better next time….
    http://www.chasingthebard.com
    http://www.pjballantine.net
    http://www.whispers.libsyn.net

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